Funny Valentine Messages | Valentine Joke Messages

Valentine’s Day is a special day across the world. It’s a perfect day to be happy and put a smile on one’s face.

There are so many things you can do to make the other person happy. One of them is sending them Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes. Send your lover Valentine’s Day quotes that have humor and fun.  Move away from the tradition of sending the normal messages that everyone will send on valentine’s day.

You may also want to send a valentines message to your friend or family and you don’t want it to be romantic but funny. You can also have them as Funny Valentine’s Day Status.

Funny Valentine Messages

If it was possible, I would wrap up all my love for you, put it in a gift box and send it to you as a present. It’s only that there are no large enough boxes.

If you are single, just remember you don’t have to be alone on Valentine’s Day; there are plenty of singles waiting for you here.

Valentine’s Day is for those in a serious relationship. All singles have fun for the remaining days of the year

Valentine’s Day is like being committed to that person for the whole day, while 364 days you have been free

Hope your status will not be complicated after Valentine’s Day

If you are alone during Valentine’s Day, you are so lucky; your expenses are very minimal.

If you have only one smile, give it to someone special in your heart

If you don’t want to be married, don’t look at what you don’t intend to have.

Love is a weird thing.

Love is like a switch somebody else is always in control

If love does not come your way, don’t forget to treat yourself

Why do people fall in love if love is blind?

Read: Valentine Messages for Girlfriend

Valentine Joke Messages

It is hard to love and be intelligent at the same time. Love takes control of you.

I have measured my love for you, and it has grown! Happy Valentine’s Day!

For the love I have for you, I would stay at your door to watch you.

Friend, get married early in the morning. If it does not work out, at least you will not have wasted a whole day.

Love is an imaginary feeling if you don’t feel it with someone you don’t have it

To all my friends who have someone special: Happy Valentine’s Day!

Valentine’s Day just caught me red-handed. Still single.

I don’t love valentine’s day, but if you gave me some chocolate I would not refuse.

Valentine’s is near, love is in the air. Oh! I am still single.

Read: Valentine Messages for Wife

You will have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince charming.

Love is an ocean of feelings that is surrounded by expenses.

You fill the space when my heart skips a beat

I always like to eat an apple on Valentine’s Day.

I wish my phone won’t run out of batteries as it will be my Valentine

I am not single, it’s only that my day has not yet come

If you are sending me a valentine’s gift send me your credit card details

Dear bed, will you be my Valentine?

Imagine I will never get tired of loving you.

Read: Valentine Messages for Friends

Funny Valentine’s Day Messages

There is good news on the way, love is in the air! All you need is to breathe it and you will fall in love.

You are my sweet chocolate; I like you like I like my cup f tea. I will stand by you forever.

Nice dress, you know you would look better in it not only on Valentine’s Day but any day of the year.

Hey, my love, at least I did not forget everything, I remembered the flowers. Happy Valentine’s Day to my world!

I only have eyes for you my love, Happy Valentine’s Day

I was supposed to bring chocolates and flowers but I forgot. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Those are not just random numbers; it’s my number for you are my valentine. Happy Valentine’s Day!

You have got my heart beating fast with your love. I wish you a happy valentine’s day.

It’s not that you are my girlfriend; it’s only that I like your smile and eyes. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Today is Valentine’s Day but to most people, it is singles day awareness.

Read: Valentine Messages for Boyfriend

Funny Valentine’s Day Status

I have agreed to be my own Valentine.

I love you dearly just the way I am!

Dear lonely, will you be my valentine

I hope my valentine won’t run low just like batteries.

If I have only one smile, I would give it to you this valentine, just to see you happy.

This Valentine’s Day I am romantically challenged.

Valentine’s is a day of love and is full of expenses

Cheesy Valentines Messages

I have saved a lot of money this valentine’s day just by switching to being single.

You fill the space in my heart.

They say the right person will soon come your way, I have waited for mine forever. Happy Valentine‘s day.

I fell in love but there is no one ready to pick me up.

I am single, anyone who wants to be my emergency contact on Valentine’s Day.

Funny Valentine Messages for Girlfriend

My beloved, you are the queen of my heart; I have plenty of love for you, lots of kisses, and warm hugs. Don’t disappear this valentine’s day.

May this Valentine’s Day sicken all your single friends so that I can be with you all day! Happy Valentine’s day beautiful!

The doctor has prescribed me to have you as my drug. Happy Valentine’s Day sweetheart!

Are you a thief? Why have you stolen my heart? Happy Valentine’s Day to you!

I am very tired; you have been in my thoughts throughout the day. I can’t stop thinking of you.

Funny Valentine Messages for Boyfriend

I am tired of loving you, just kidding, that’s one thing that I will never happen.

Are you a kind of drug, I am addicted to you. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Might you be a fire, you keep burning in my heart. Happy Valentine’s Day my love!

My head is spinning with your love, Happy Valentine’s Day.

I am only into this date because it’s Valentine’s Day. Happy Valentine‘s day.

I was wondering, can I stop being your girlfriend just for a day. Let us only be friends for today. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Funny Valentine Messages for Wife

Behind any successful man there is a woman and behind her is his wife.

Valentine day’s is the perfect day to tell you how much I love you; I love you with all my heart, liver, lungs, and kidney.

Your love is sufficient enough. I can even go for a month without food.

Happy Valentine’s Day my dear wife! I can’t imagine how lucky you are to be married to a celeb like me.

Happy Valentine’s Day my love! I hope this valentine’s you will not get on my nerves.

Enjoy this valentine’s as next year you will not have the time to enjoy it. You will be breastfeeding the baby.

Funny Valentine Messages for Husband

There is no way you can celebrate love in a single day. That’s why I don’t have plans for Valentine’s Day!

I love you my dear husband for you have promised me heaven. Happy Valentine’s Day!

I don’t know what you gave me, now I am stuck with you forever.

Funny Valentines Messages for Him

It is my prayer that one day you would be my emergency contact person. Happy Valentine’s Day!

I am single, do you want a ring on my fingers?

You may not have someone this valentine’s day to love, but I assure you your wallet is safe. Enjoy your valentine’s in peace.

Enjoy the moment of the day, don’t monitor your wallet, you will faint for nothing. It’s valentine’s day.

I hope you are committed to someone, if not; it’s too late to find someone. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Love is a mental disease that you should try as much as possible to be away from it.

Funny Valentines Messages for Her

Valentine’s Day, Is an amazing holiday that reminds us how some of us are lonely.

This Valentine’s Day will not just pass like that because love is in the air and it will find you wherever you are.

I fall in love with you every day, except those days that you make me feel mad, I think today is that day.

You are my oxygen, and there is no way I can live without you.

Today I don’t look like I am into valentine’s; I’ll have to lock myself in my room. Enjoy the valentine’s alone.