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Funny Valentine Messages: Valentine’s Day is a special day across the world. It’s a perfect day to be happy and put a smile on one’s face.

There are so many things you can do to make the other person happy. One of them is sending them Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes. Send your lover Valentine’s Day quotes that have humor and fun.  Move away from the tradition of sending the normal messages that everyone will send on valentine’s day.

You may also want to send a valentines message to your friend or family and you don’t want it to be romantic but funny. You can also have them as Funny Valentine’s Day Status.

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1. If it was possible, I would wrap up all my love for you, put it in a gift box and send it to you as a present. It’s only that there are no large enough boxes.

2. If you are single, just remember you don’t have to be alone on Valentine’s Day; there are plenty of singles waiting for you here.

3. Valentine’s Day is for those in a serious relationship. All singles have fun for the remaining days of the year

4. Valentine’s Day is like being committed to that person for the whole day, while 364 days you have been free

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5. Hope your status will not be complicated after Valentine’s Day

6. If you are alone during Valentine’s Day, you are so lucky; your expenses are very minimal.

7.    If you have only one smile, give it to someone you special to your heart

8.    If you don’t want to be married, don’t look at what you don’t intend to have

9.    Love is a weird thing.

10.    Love is like a switch somebody else is always in control

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11.    If love does not come your way, don’t forget to treat yourself

12.    Why do people fall in love if love is blind?

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13.    It is hard to love and be intelligent at the same time. Love takes control of you.

14.    I have measured my love for you, and it has grown! Happy Valentine’s Day!

15.    For the love I have for you, I would stay at your door to watch you.

16.   Friend, get married early in the morning. If it does not work out, at least you will not have wasted a whole day.

17.    Love is an imaginary feeling if you don’t feel it with someone you don’t have it

18.    To all my friends who have someone special: Happy Valentine’s Day!

19.    Valentine’s Day just caught me red-handed. Still single.

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20.    I don’t love valentine’s day, but if you gave me some chocolate I would not refuse.

21.    Valentine’s is near, love is in the air. Oh! I am still single.

22.    You will have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince charming.

23.    Love is an ocean of feelings that is surrounded by expenses.

24.    You fill the space when my heart skips a beat

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25.    I always like to eat an apple on Valentine’s Day.

26.    Valentine’s day, Is an amazing holiday that reminds us how some of us are lonely

27.    I wish my phone won’t run out of batteries as it will be my Valentine

28.    I am not single, it’s only that my day has not yet come

29.    If you are sending me a valentine gift send me your credit card details

30.    Dear bed, will you be my Valentine?

31.    Behind any successful man there is a woman and behind her is his wife

32.    Imagine I will never get tired of loving you.

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Funny Valentine’s Day Messages

There is good news on the way, love is in the air! All you need is to breathe it and you will fall in love.

You are my sweet chocolate; I like you like I like my cup f tea. I will stand by you forever.

Nice dress, you know you would look better on it not only on Valentine’s Day but any day of the year.

Valentine day’s the perfect day to tell you how much I love you, I love you with all my heart, liver, lungs, and kidney.

Hey, my love, at least I did not forget everything, I remembered the flowers. Happy Valentine’s Day to my world!

My head is spinning with your love, Happy Valentine’s Day.

I only have eyes for you my love, Happy Valentine’s Day

I was supposed to bring chocolates and flowers but I forgot. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Those are not just random numbers; it’s my number for you are my valentine. Happy Valentine’s Day!

My beloved, you are the queen of my heart; I have plenty of love for you, lots of kisses, and warm hugs. Don’t disappear on this valentine’s day.

You have got my heart beating fast with your love. I wish you a happy valentine’s day.

It’s not that you are my girlfriend; it’s only that I like your smile and eyes. Happy Valentine’s Day!

This Valentine’s Day will not just pass like that because love is the air and it will find you wherever you are.

I fall in love with you every day, except those days that you make me feel mad, I think today is that day.

Today is Valentine’s Day but to most people, it is singles day awareness.

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I have agreed to be my own Valentine.

I love you dearly just the way I am!

Dear lonely, will you be my valentine

I hope my valentine won’t run low just like batteries.

I am only into this date because it’s Valentine’s Day. Happy Valentine‘s day.

If I have only one smile, I would give it to you this valentine, just to see you happy.

This Valentine’s Day I am romantically challenged.

Valentine is a day of love and full of expenses

I have saved a lot of money this valentine’s day just by switching to being single.

You fill the space in my heart.

They say the right person will soon come your way, I have waited for mine forever. Happy Valentine‘s day.

I fell in love but there is no one ready to pick me up.

I am single, anyone who wants to be my emergency contact on Valentine’s Day.

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