Funny Easter Wishes, Messages, Greetings and Quotes

Funny Easter Wishes: Easter period to many people is a joyous occasion that gives them a reason to be happy. It’s time to enjoy the fun, send your friend or family these funny Easter messages. Make them smile and their day memorable.

Below are some funny Easter wishes you can use:

Funny Easter Wishes

I know how much you love Easter, as it is chocolate time! May you have fun destroying those delicious eggs.

Happy Easter! This is the day you can put all your gets in one basket and be forgiven

Beware of the Easter bunny! It comes with a lot of tasty calories and a fun time with family.

Hope you survive or resurrect from the chocolate time you are about to take. Happy Easter!

I have a very big chocolate for you, come and get it, though you have to find it.

Happy Easter friend, Hope you enjoy all the eggs you collect.

Funny Easter Texts

Happy Easter my friend! Can I come over and assist you to get rid of those eggshells?

I think we should have a change during this Easter, instead of celebrating with eggs, we celebrate with chicken. I believe it will be awesome. Happy Easter!

It’s amazing how a bunny can lay such beautiful eggs. Have a wonderful Easter. Happy Easter to you.

I am sending you beautiful and colorful eggs this Easter season. Be generous, don’t eat them alone, share them with your friends, and let them have a taste of the eggs. Happy Easter.

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Easter is a celebration of colorful eggs and bunnies. I wish you an Easter full of eggs and bunnies. Happy Easter!

It is the Easter bunny and Easter eggs, but which is which, does a bunny really lay eggs. Wishing you a happy Easter!

Celebrate and have fun on this Easter occasion. Use Easter eggs at the celebration but do not eat them. Happy Easter.

Happy Easter Funny Wishes

This Easter we should try new things, eat the chicken and the eggs. They would taste so nice. Happy Easter!

My bunny just laid a golden egg, to want to taste one, come let’s celebrate together. Happy Easter Sunday.

The most exciting part of the Easter celebration is that the bunny lays an egg! May you enjoy this Easter celebration occasion to the fullest. I wish you a Happy Easter Sunday.

I know how you love chocolates, and this Easter I am sending you chocolate bunnies. Eat them to the fullest. Happy Easter to you!

A holiday that starts with Good Friday cannot be a bad holiday at all. Happy Easter!

This is the best time of the year to look for chicks because they are everywhere. Wishing you a Happy Easter!

My chocolate bunny is bigger than yours. Happy Easter!

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Funny Easter Messages – Funny Easter Text Messages

I love Easter because it’s a time you can as many chocolates as your hand can get hold of

My chocolate bunny is larger than your chocolate bunny. Wish you a Happy Easter.

I am just surprised how the Easter Bunny can lay all of those colorful eggs. Wish you a Happy Easter!

Happy Easter! I think my bunny loves you!

Funny Easter Messages

Let happy thoughts multiply like a bunny. Happy Easter!

May the joy of this Easter fill your heart and the rest of the year! Happy Easter!

Here’s to adding your weight with chocolate on Easter morning! Happy Easter, darling!

Why did the Easter Bunny run away, because the chicken was chasing him.

This is the day you can put all your eggs in one basket and none will be broken. I wish you a Happy Easter!

I am looking for an Easter egg with a bunny inside it, I believe you have it. Happy Easter!

Are you the missing Easter egg? Looks so because you are full of colors, watch out for people so that people do not eat you. Happy Easter!

I hope you will be able to make it to next week as you are getting into the world of chocolates, eggs, and bunnies. Happy Easter!

I know how much you love Easter because you will have so many chocolates to eat. Have fun. Happy Easter!

My dear friend, it’s another time of the year to have fun enjoying those delicious eggs. Happy Easter!

Knock-knock! Who’s there? Easter. Easter who? Easter eggs and Easter Bunnies

Happy Easter my friend, I hope you enjoy all the Easter eggs and chocolates your hands can get hold of.

Avoid the Easter bunny if you want to have good health, it brings a lot of yummy calories and fun time with the family.

Don’t be afraid to enjoy your Easter eggs and Easter bunnies. They hold so much happiness and joy.

Do your parents know how much you enjoy Easter? Don’t worry your appetite for chocolates is safe with me. Enjoy your Easter to the fullest.

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Funny Easter Greetings

Greetings! Wishing you an eggcellent Easter that is filled with joy and a basket full of chocolates!

Happy Easter! May your day be filled with bunny ears and chocolate!

Easter is just an excuse to enjoy more chocolates for breakfast. Happy Easter!

Don’t eat all your chocolate today, unless you don’t want to enjoy it tomorrow.

Take it easy with the chocolate, unless you want to increase your calories.

Happy Easter! I hope you are having an egg-straordinary Easter that is filled with laughter, joy, and chocolate.

Funny Easter Sayings

My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you who don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs. – Adam Ferrara

Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham. – Garrison Keillor

Easter is not a passport to another world; it is a quality of perception for this one.  – W.P. Lemon

Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas. – Jack Handy

Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead and we get chocolate eggs. It’s like a turn-down service from God. – Dennis Leary

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there. – Clarence W. Hall

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt! – Lucy Van Pelt

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Funny Easter Quotes

The Easter Bunny ate all of the carrots we left for him. What a pig. – Steve Carell

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. – Marvin Olasky

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. – Amy Sedaris

That first Easter must have been awkward because you know the apostles had already divided up Jesus’ stuff. – William Ader

Easter has been canceled – they found the body. – Jim Butcher

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs… but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs. – Caroline Rhea

Most people outside of America won’t get it. It’s the Easter bunny. It’s another lie and I don’t understand why we had to invent this character. – Todd Rundgren

There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate. – Linda Grayson

If you believe in the Easter Bunny, it means you believe in a fat, purple bunny, which is pooping multi-color eggs in your garden. – Alex Antunes

Unfortunately, there is nothing more insane than an Easter carol. It is a religious perversion of the activity of Spring in our blood.   – Wallace Stevens

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